Surviving Myself

tylercoates:

Isn’t it weird when you wake up on a Monday morning thinking you have the early stages of H1N1 and then you end the evening with four bourbon and ginger ales and two hamburgers and a buttload of fries and you feel, like, totally refreshed and it’s definitely not those four bourbon and ginger ales making you think you’re less ill than you really are? OMG ME TOO.

this is totally what i should have done tonight instead of drinking chicken broth with Frank’s hot sauce.