Surviving Myself
Ahh, Fuck it.
Minus 3 roommates and 4 cats, the house is so quiet that I’ve noticed a lot more random creepy sounds at night.
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I will pay someone money to give me mono so I can sleep for the next month.
Today has improved slightly since I received a note from @mozgirlsara and _shoes_ in the mail. I love shoes. And boots. With buckles. :)
Hate today.
Laundromat ruined two sets of sheets with what looks like red wine. I’m most pissed that no one will believe me when I say I didn’t do it.
Attempting to sync Beto on two computers. 1st attempt failed and resulted in wine last night. Today will be better, I swear.
It is astonishing the lengths I will go to to avoid putting on pants on my day off.
And before anyone tries to imply that it is my physical fitness that is in question, I’d like to offer you two tickets to the gun show …
Desperately need a new corkscrew. I’m pretty sure I just pulled a muscle trying to open that bordeaux.