March 2011
43 posts
ThermaCare patch on my back. Norwegian electronic music in my ears. Feminist post-structuralism open in my lap. Today is oddly juxtaposed.
Wow, now I feel bad about my weather control thing. RT @Mike_Doughty_ I misspoke. I’m standing by myself eating Pop-Tarts in A HAILSTORM.
Free Comics, Economist, at Starbucks Starting Next... →
sixbucks:
kari-shma:
Pixies | Where is my...
Dear Universe
I’m a little tired of your mixed signals and your unfair situations. I feel like you’ve been fucking with my brain for too long now, and I just want to let you know: you win. I give up. I’m bowing out of trying to make sense of any of this. All I can do is try to get my life in order and wait to see what happens. Wanting things never quite works out for me, so I’m going to...
http://plixi.com/p/84725808 @unicornslayer OMG! squuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Everyone else is drinking this St. Patty's Day...
genoprimanti:
iwasjustsayin:
I’m just eating and watching the news.
The way I look at it: tonight’s like my bye week. Pros don’t werk it on amateur night
A to the men. I just feel bad for all those bartenders our there tonight cleaning up green puke out of bathroom sinks.
Throwing out a chair. http://instagr.am/p/CRhKT/
NY Times: DIY Kitchen Handbook →
adeandabet:
Includes recipes for:
Chinese Chili-Scallion Oil
Chocolate-Hazelnut Paste
Corn Muffin Mix
Crème Fraîche
Cultured Butter
Fresh Cheese
Horseradish Beer Mustard
Kimchi
Maple Vinegar
Preserved Lemons
Tesa (Cold-Cured Pork Belly)
Tomato Chili Jam
Vin d’Orange
Facebook Chat
I was away from my computer for an hour and came back to this message from a good friend. Had to share it with someone.
I’m in Prague and you aren’t! You suck and were supposed to meet me here. Evil fucking dwarf.I sleep now and dream of eating villages and ass raping dinosaurs. Good times. Kiss for your little tiny self.
“If you like a weekend, thank a union guy.”
– Stephen King (via nickoftime)
Seriously, am I covered in bacon lately?
Note to Ex Video Thingy Before I Leave for Work
This is not really a commentary on anything other than my own love of lists and groupings. This isn’t sadness or nostalgia or even some sort of passive aggressive plan to make them hate me even more. It’s just like a visual playlist for my friends on here (points if you can guess who’s who).
That being said, since I’ve decided to stay single until I finish my...
“The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.”
– Dorothy Parker (via aquabooks)
Fake Art Project
So I noticed the other day that certain songs have become inextricably linked to ex-boyfriends. That is not weird. We all do that. The only thing that was odd about this is there is a list of songs that remind me of ex-boyfriends, and they are songs I didn’t listen to at the time I was seeing those guys. They were all found years later.
So I thought I’d post them.
Expect a video...
On really crazy days, I’m glad someone has already shaved off their eyebrows and drawn them back on with sharpie so I know not to do that.
“It’s the weekend to spring ahead to daylight saving time.
For one night,...”
– Remember to set clocks for daylight saving time - AP (via brooklynmutt)
Is this for real? Again? Didn’t I just do this? I’m just hungover enough that this seems like complete insanity.
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“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an...”
– John Steinbeck (via nedhepburn)
“We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect...”
– Tom Robbins (via markoblogo)
How To Split A Check At A Restaurant | The Awl →
Is it weird that putting on makeup always makes me feel more like an MTF than a girl?
Oddly devastated at the total lack of vintage Tori merch available. Isn’t it time to get nostalgic for the 90’s?
I bought a bright orange couch. I will finally have a couch again. Woo!
Pope exonerates Jews for Jesus' death in new book... →
Damn, then it really was Colonel Mustard in the billiard room with the candlestick.
