August 2009
94 posts
Begin panic attack re: first day of classes. Got my schedule wrong, only one class this evening. Could be worse. Off to run errands.
Commencing sushi dance in 3 … 2 … 1 …
And now for the dulcet tones of cats in heat outside of my window. Oh wait, now it definitely seems like cat-fornication.
So many people in Union Square Whole Foods that I think they are giving out blowjobs.
Not Completely Freaked Out →
So today’s vampire plans were postponed due to cat drama. That sentence probably means nothing to you.
I had been planning on finish the book Let the Right One In, and then watching the movie,…
I am unbreakable! RT @factlets Beer is better than calcium for strengthening bones to prevent osteoporosis. http://tw2t.com/cIH
Kirk wants to know if when Edward from Twilight has sex, does he shoot glitter?
Should I popcorn or not popcorn? Sorry that so many tweets are food centric lately, but I’m going through a whole thing.
I don’t know much about nature, but I think there is a woodpecker outside my window. If a tree grows in Brooklyn, can a woodpecker?
Wallflowers - 6th Avenue Heartache
I want to make things today, but what do I want to make? Knit, Crochet, decoupage? Tiny origami cuthulu?
waffles and sausage and I am happy even though it’s raining again.
there are the weirdest noises coming from every direction. No werewolves yet though.
Just got in from Julie & Julia and about to pour myself some wine and dream of meat stuffed with other meat.
This Thursday Looks a Whole lot Like Friday →
I’m terribly off. I can’t help it. I’m not motivated and I’m disorganized and I’ve got the sneaking suspicion that I moved recently.
Next week I will try again for starting a routine and being an…
okay will procrastinate another hour, have another cup of coffee, then run errands. I swear.
A beer, a cigarette, some gummy worms… life is good.
Maybe if birth control was at least as reasonably priced as recreational drugs more people would use it.
Enjoying downtown Brooklyn for the first time. Killed some time while waiting for appointment. It is starting to hit me that I’ve moved.
It has been a long time since I woke up from a bad dream crying. Hopefully it’s just sleeping somewhere new.
Thanks to Kirk for the new name of my iPhone - Draug. http://bit.ly/19YxOa
In bed being lazy. Don’t feel like being awake, can’t seem to fall asleep. Contemplating glass of wine.
just duct-taped the ceramic soap dish into place while the mastic begins to cure. In 3 hours I’ll caulk. I feel so butch.
New iPhone doesn’t have a name yet. Am thinking of something that is water-phobic or allergic to water (don’t say elphaba. Suggestions?
As promised, Tuesday Blog (it's still tuesday) →
I’ll have to type fast to get this in before midnight. I am here in Brooklyn, the move went amazingly well, goodbyes were difficult but not unbearable and I am still mentally recuperating.
Just…
Okay, Mike Doughty tweeting from Bedford ave in williamsburg, totally elicited my worst fan private geek out to date.
This upstairs neighbor has a knack for showing up while I’m snacking. http://yfrog.com/5fq52fj
was so tired after drinking red bull I couldn’t keep my eyes open. Went to bed, then red bull kicked in while dozing off. Now all fucked up.
Judging by neighborhood noises, there may be a small werewolf infestation somewhere nearby. I’m opting not to investigate.
Fuck Yeah iPhone.
Quality roomate time with @bethofalltrades and Katie. Feeling very at home in brooklyn already.
Huh, so i don’t get my own wifi in bed, but i totally get my neighbor’s connection. Thanks bed-stuy, you’re the best. xoxo
Everyone but me has returned to Philly. If I had tear-ducts, I might have cried. But am sitting around w/o pants on which brings me joy.
Back from picking up shelves and bagels. Waiting on @bennettulmer & @burwald to show up with moving vans. They are my new gods.
My latest iPhone has just shipped out of Canada. Soon we will be together. Soon.
Things I Would Have Tweeted if I Wasn't Busy... →
Bologna does not go in an Italian Hoagie Add bacon to an Italian hoagie doesn’t make it a “Special Italian Hoagie” It makes it an Italian Hoagie with bacon in it. I own too many books. Again. …
Well peace out, Pennsylvania. Farewell Philadelphia. Oh, and Broomall? That’s right, go fuck yourself.
http://twitpic.com/erbqk - The hardest goodbye.
Really just the little stuff around the place I forgot like coffee maker and spices, and toothpaste, etc.
Toothpaste, etc. would have been a horrible follow-up to Wilco’s Jesus, etc. It’s a good thing they didn’t go there. (I definitely lost it)
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!! Fuck me. In 6 hours I leave for the one way train to Brooklyn. And I’m totally not done packing. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!! FuckFuckFuck
Butterfly Boucher - Life is Short
This move is...
Vacation Wars continues. @burgwald comes back strong with a gumboot the size of a prius. Can @sonichitch return the volley to save herself?
(Can anyone else tell I’m in desperate need of a poker night. September, yes?)
You have to be fucking kidding me. Passport missing for almost a year, and it was under ikea dry erase board on the floor? I am so special.