July 2009
205 posts
Did you know that Ben Franklin discovered the G Spot? (@mozgirlsara you thank Charles for that one)
Caring is Creepy + Sunset over Newark = unexpected beauty. Garden State ideed.
Today’s New Low: Had to lock office door and lie down on floor until lower back cracked into place. Bright side: Awesome sound.
Waiting for Bolt Bus. Looks like it’ll be late today. Trying to be zen about it, but difficult when I know what’s waiting for me in new york
walk back into office to find many emails with angry exclamation points. fuck this place. one week left.
Just realized why Moose Tracks ice cream is called that and am horrified by the imagery.
And for those reading these through my site, I fully recognize that I followed up a blog about my ass with a tweet about ice cream.
Lick My Large Ass, America →
America, why do you hate my body?
Why do you persist in telling me what beautiful is? A concept so old and misunderstood that philosophers have tried to grasp it since the dawn of pointless…
Really, god? Really?
"Also, many unfamous African-Americans have Irish... →
(via tylercoates)
It is amazing how much more I enjoy my job when my phone stops ringing for the day.
RT @zoocoup You suck at Craigslist : http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com (via @brokenlife)
Apple owns the market on expensive PCs →
91 percent of all computers sold at retail for more than $1,000 were Macs.
No more talking to people for a while. Need to decompress from so much free advice (all of which seems to be that I am wrong. In every way.)
“Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.”
– Kurt Cobain
Why does Septa insist on jacking up the air conditioning when it is 72degrees and damp outside? I can see my breath.
Why does german chocolate cake have coconut in it? I mean it’s not exactly like coconut is indigenous to central europe.
The problem with people who don't grasp the...
wocsurvivalkit:
abbyjean:
katoleary:
is that they basically revictimize someone every time they open their mouths. I have observed this phenomenon with pretty much every guy I know.
News flash: If you have a friend who spends her free time working with survivors, it’s probably personal for her.
also true for women who spends her work time on issues of domestic violence or sexual...
Ahhh, Philadelphia, where you stand around and watch two cabbies scream as to who has the fat Midwestern tourists as their fare.
RT @librarythingtim: RT @bookpatrol Borders employees now have to sign a non-blogging contract? http://ow.ly/ijSr (via @neilhimself )
New Tourism Slogan
“Philly - a city so poor, we will fight for your business. No, literally. Like underfed pit bulls over two ounces of flank steak.”
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Just got pics of my new apartment via email!!!!! Hardwood floors and natural light!!!! Day so much better now.
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
but in good news, I think I just came up with a great company that I can basically run by myself and will never involve thinking again.
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First work call of the week at 7am on my cell on the way in. It will apparently be one of those weeks again. Oh goodie.
I don’t want to go to bed b/c that means I’ll wake up & it’ll be monday & I’ll have to go to work again & I just got over last week.
That About Sums It All Up
George: Was the story you told scary?
Rube: I don't know, I didn't hear it, I just told it.
Gay Canoe! http://yfrog.com/57i4fj
trying to solve mystery of what happened to @acautionarytale and myself last night by reading twitter. So far only learned who won eisners.
Oh, Fuck me. Sunlight.
Mine are spark and jupiter. Hers are pride and glory. #LOFNOTC
All lesbians hate me except @acautionarytale. I think it’s the tits.
Finally! @acautionarytale attests to the fact that I have a heart shaped freckle on my arm! proving I am a failed fictional character.
Guess What? Axl Rose plays the character DJ Tommy ‘The Nightmare’ Smith on Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. The More You Know #HairMetalFriday
And we are back, gonna slow it down for you right now with a little Poison -Ballad Style. Sure to be stuck in y… ♫ http://blip.fm/~ajh9w
I have no idea who @tick_tn is, but apparently I’m not the only person celebrating Hair Metal Friday. Awesome horns! \m/ \m/
RT @DavidKaneda Okay, my 1000th follower will get their choice of Getting Real or set of Field Notes journals. Spread the word?
Did you know Brett Michael’s tattoo that says “Something to Believe In” was originally misspelled because the tattoo artist was drunk?
Let’s finish up today’s #HairMetalFriday right (i.e.) rockband style (@HolyPuppyChow feel free to play along). ♫ http://blip.fm/~ajnfh
And you know for all of you wondering if I know that you can’t stand Hair Metal, the answer is, I don’t care. Rock on little ones.