June 2009
135 posts
Don’t tell me you can’t find something if you haven’t fucking looked for it.
Oh. God. So. Tired. And. Sore. But happy.
How in gods name did I get on a bus without a bottle of water. Longest 2 hours if my entire existence. Contemplating drinking from toilet.
Wait… can I be hung over if I’m still drunk? NY here I come.
And there is this going on. http://yfrog.com/12k0ij
Margaritas and rockband. Saturday night with the boys. http://yfrog.com/7gu4tj
The word is @persiankiwi has been arrested. I hope this isn’t true, and if it is, I hope he’s all right. (via @joe_hill)
Welcome to today’s installment if Watch Tricia Stab a Stranger Through the Eye With a Pencil on a Bus! ::sounds of canned applause::
One of these days, I just want to tell one of these girls that they give poor white trash a bad name.
Re-watching True Blood and catching up on old fashioned correspondence. More people should use real mail. #LOFNOTC
I am leaving the internet until its goldfish like brain forgets that Michael Jackson died. Otherwise I’m just going to start shooting …
Think I’m going to leave my job a week early & spend that week down the shore before leaving for NY. Also I might be stoned on Indian food.
All week the cat has decided that crying into the back of the fan by my bed (which projects the noise unbelievably) btwn 2 and 3am is funny.
Yoga instructor’s voice nasal and awful. Sorry I can’t find the “still” in my mind you keep yammering on about, but keep talking, it helps.
Megan McCain apparently has the intelligence of a bad papaya. So offended by her stupidity I’m considering abstinence just to piss her off.
Delightfully discovered that scones are not weird, brown, rocks that British people throw at coffee drinkers.
New York City Homicides Map →
Map that breaks down murders in NYC since 2003. Search by time and date, race of victim or perpetrator, weapon used, or any number of other factors.
Most disturbing part? How many have been in my new neighborhood.
Same as it ever was.
Speak up against Sen. Eichelberger homophobic comments and then contact your local representatives: http://bit.ly/ISvef
“Charging parents to kill their kids: Iran govt. billing families of the dead...”
– nytimeskristof (via soupsoup)
I am nauseated.
Tuesday hurts.
I now have a place in Brooklyn.
Looks like I’m going to Brooklyn 12 hours ahead of schedule …
This is going to be one of those tricia stories that needs a slizzard to be told…
I feel like I’m screaming at the world from the bottom of a well …
If you are sitting here wondering what #lofnotc is, You Are #lofnotc - you just didn’t know it.
I need someone to teach me how to draw windows and doors using one and three point perspective. and get me another beer. takers? #lofnotc
http://twitpic.com/7v7ob - By popular demand - the cheesy #lofnotc mustache
http://twitpic.com/7v4we - This beer is Notion #09, courtesy of the Magic Hat Variety Pack. Next up, Circus Boy #lofnotc
All of my ideas for an #lofnotc photo are basically soft-core porn, without the cheesy 70s mustache. Need to think harder.
New Beer. Almost poured some on my kitchen floor for the homies not with me until I remembered they aren’t dead, just in baltimore.
Why do residents (the kind that are training to be docs, not the kind that live somewhere) think it’s impressive to be a resident? A talking dog is impressive; I work in a hospital, we have more residents than cockroaches.
Why You Always Buy French Champagne →
How to open french champagne with a champagne saber (or butcher’s knife): How to open american champagne (technically sparking wine) with a saber (or knife):
Oh my god, is there anything more archaic than a Rolodex? I’m surprised they didn’t give me an abacus with this office.
Working philly’s wizard world this Sunday, raising money for @CBDLF . Come visit and bring your checkbook.
Sometimes when you are rude on my voicemail, I wait until I know you are cooking dinner to call you back and then am extra sweet to you.
Someone start baking cakes with C4 in them - I’m taking someone out before I leave my office today.