June 2009
135 posts
RT @evanslynne #moviemisquotes “Frankly my dear, I don’t have a clam” (Gone with the Wind)
May 2009
124 posts
Registered for fall grad classes and noticed @amandapalmer was flashing tourists in NYC. God, I can’t wait to move.
Want Breakfast, Must Blog First →
So I’m at the Boys apt, and I’m waiting for my iphone to charge before I leave to head back home. I’m of course starving, because it’s sunday morning, and there is nothing in this world I love more…
Planning retribution for @davidkaneda ‘s olive stunt. Sadly, I think my only option to upset him is to push him out a window while smoking.
Half way through a double feature chock full of awful. First was terminator, next up is drag me to hell. Why do I love bad movies?
Guy at table behind me says, “I swear to god, if NPR does one more story on Twitter I am going to Lose It .” I have a new mission.
Dating Tip #439 - Tardiness is a very not sexy trait.
Actually got to shout, “Hold that cab!” And then did that tiny run girls do in high heels.
People behind me talking about how we should have a peanut butter restaurant like in manhattan. Want to turn around and explain there is.
No #LOFNOTC this evening. Instead Moroccan food and many beers with cute guy.
I feel like when @davidkaneda likes something I posted I should get at least a 5 point tumblarity bump.
I found myself pondering why eggs are considered diary.
so i checked. You’ll be relieved to know that eggs are not dairy.
Eggs are a byproduct of animals (duh) but not of animal mammary glands, which is a requirement of dairy.
The more you know.
Telling me you’re a dr on the phone doesn’t make me think you are smart, it makes me think you are a prat for not using your first name.
“The legality of same-sex marriage is inevitable.”
– Pennsylvania State Senator Daylin Leach, who will be proposing the first gay marriage bill to be considered in PA.
Bad hair day. Look remarkably like rats from Coraline.
Seem to have hangover, but did not drink at all this week. This is a very peculiar (and awful) thing.
“7. If you were to become romantically involved with a typeface, which one would...”
– The Deck Ad Network Readership Survey (via davidkaneda)
garamond.
NYP: Russian Police Find 5-year-old feral Girl... →
brainland:
Remember how The Jungle Book was the best Disney movie until Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz splattered their afterbirth all over it?
okay, they totally covered this in an episode of Fringe … not that I watch that. Shut up.
Manager of the broomall starbucks has hated me since I worked at b&n. Assumed she just wanted to blow nate or josh, but its been 5 years.
ARGHHH… I am hormonal… Homicidal… and haven’t had a cigarette in 2.5 days. I’m either going to break down and cry or kill you.
RT @warrenellisWow, California’ s turned into a bit of a shithole.Prop 8 upheld, moves to decimate social welfare.nice place to visit,but…
App for That →
davidkaneda:
“If you’re on an ice planet and need to find spock in a cave, there’s an app for that.”
Hooker locator, there’s an app for that.
Stupid fucking Tuesday grumble grumble grumble…
Tweeting poolside. Found old bathing suit covered in cobwebs through door previously bricked up. Also brought Coban book. Today is good.
Coraline and Skunk Mullet →
Skunk Mullet. So went up to new york with sparky and matt (#1) to see two shows on Saturday. The first was Next to Normal, which stands a good shot at picking up a crap-load of tony’s…
Leaving manhattan’s skyline in the rearview. Coraline was all I hoped and more. Now onto a fun filled family cookout tomorrow.
Waiting for Coraline to begin. Apparently no intermission.
Next to normal was … way too close for comfort. But wonderful if you aren’t me. Go see it.
Gorgeous day in nyc. Waiting in line w/ @Burgwald for next to normal.
We will always know that was skunk mullet.
How did i lose the book I was reading when I haven’t moved out of my chair??!! #LOFNOTC
#3nevers never get into a fight with a squid, never get into an unmarked cab in rome, never go out on friday when you could stay in #LOFNOTC
Kitchen Adventures and Latest Obsessions →
So the other night I made the greatest salmon that has been. Salmon so great that it applauded me and itself as I ate it. Salmon so great that President Obama called and asked it to be secretary of…
Looks like #LOFNOTC just doesn’t have the mass appeal without @amandapalmer . Luckily I’m committed enough for everyone.
Lied. There is the #LOFNOTC crew. All is right in the world. Now, time for a friday blog, and good book.
Ok, work finishes in 30 minutes. Then it is time to go grocery shopping in preparation of another #LOFNOTC. be prepared for excessive tweets
unfollow rule #37
Calling a song that was released in 2003 old is an automatic unfollow. Not because it’s myopic, but because it makes me feel old. And my dashboard should only ever make me feel like I’m being licked by bunnies.
Day begins with tall, lanky, bearded hippie running through the bushes in front of my office as if bar of soap is chasing him.
Due to clues I won’t share, I have reason to believe my mom thinks the toaster comes to life while we sleep and toasts anything w/in reach.
Dear Lady I Work With - I am sorry I accidentally caused you to do a little bit of work. Luckily you were still useless, so we both win.
