March 2009
99 posts
Nothing makes you feel quite so good as turning off someone else’s electricity.
Any one else notice @cwalken is gone? Must have been a fake. Or it fell in a British phone booth and ended up at the end of the world.
Okay mr. longhair and great ass, quietly take your left hand out of your pocket and no one gets hurt…damn, you may go. Tell your wife hi.
Reality Show Pitch: I walk around and cut people at random while shouting mean things about their faces and their mothers.
I’m going to grad school.
Vanderbilt disliked my application so much they sent me two rejections…
I have been rejected by Brooklyn’s MFA program and simultaneously invited to apply for their MA program for free. Hmmm….
“Transatlantic tension over the handling of the global economic crisis...”
– E.U. President Calls U.S. Stimulus the ‘Way to Hell’, NYT Article
It isn’t that I agree with anything this guy says or does, it’s just that I love the train wreck that he is. It makes me miss Praha and the wacky Czech’s in a way that a million pictures of Old Tyn Square never...
Coasting into Mania →
A brief description of the transition into a manic phase. Autobiographical. Except for the bit about the Turkey, I made that up.
Septa bus doesn’t have enough power to drive and keep heat on. So cold, so very cold.
Oops. Leaving heat off doesn’t help as much as expected. Bus died. We’re up and running again. Still no heat though.
One Morman was definitely looking at the other Morman holding the door open for everyone like “you fucking suck-up.” Priceless.
One of the most useful tips learned in life - public toilets are usually in the same spot on every floor of a building.
Plan Pill regulations loosened and FDA finally taken to task for partisan/religious BS http://tinyurl.com/dlaca4
Sylvia Plath’s son hangs himself http://tinyurl.com/cu4k3y
Nothing like starting out the day with Rush’s Tom Sawyer.
If the world explodes, someone please tweet it, because that will be my only means of communication for the next week.
Running really late, missing text necessary for writing report tonight, haven’t had coffee yet. But 5 days till Slizzard. Fuck yeah.
When Doctor Who Won Me Over →
First season of the 2003 Doctor Who. Episode three.
Zombies.
And the doctor gives Charles Dickens a hard time to his face about American Notes (which is complete rubbish).
Determined my dork cred wasn’t developed enough. Just began with the first season of Dr. Who (2003). Brilliant.
Neat Trick
It just now hit me that you subtly told me how little you think of me.
And then I showed you, I think even less of myself than that.
That was awesome.
Now I’m not sure which of us I’m more mad at - you for thinking it, or me for proving you right.
If you aren’t following @cwalken you are missing out on the funniest truths available in 140 characters or less.
Can Paul Rudd be considered the new internet meme?
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Favorite Lies
Friend: Lie to Me
Me: Everything is going to be fine.
Holy Frak! This Friday is the two-hour long series finale of BSG! This is better than Jesus coming back to tell everyone they are stupid.
Terry probably has two job interviews in the next couple weeks. If god owes anyone a favor, can I borrow it and I’ll totally pay you back.
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Garbage - I Think I’m...
Aw, wez gotz methadone drama on the bus today. I swear methadone users are the only people who make meth heads look classy.
*fingers crossed* that I’ll die at the beginning of my dentist’s appt. today.
Neil Gaiman on Colbert Report Tonight!!!
Mood Swings and Lack of Mojo →
On MFA rejection and where I am as a writer. Also bonus story about refinding a rare Gaiman, and I don’t mean like a Bob Gaiman.
Huzzah! Just found my rare first UK edition of Anansi Boys, a little worse for wear after nearly four years of living under someone’s sofa.
Most days I feel like my life is a Choose Your Own Adventure to Awful.
Not going to be living in Nashville either. Okay, now I’m starting to get depressed.
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“I don’t have a strong opinion about the new 3G iPod Shuffle or the...”
– HijiNKS Ensue
We Are Back! →
Explanation of what happened to the blog you knew and loved. And information on Squid Day.
I wish I understood how a picture of a cat and a robot doing battle improved my google rating so tremendously. still makes me happy.
You give me a personalized rejection, I give you $$ for a three year subscription.Lit mags are an economy like no other.