November 2009
166 posts
Last minute Halloween costume as ringmaster. (pic by @mozgirlsara) http://yfrog.com/e6x63j
October 2009
148 posts
We heard crying at the door and discovered another friend. @mozgirlsara is the freaking cat whisperer. http://yfrog.com/cbmcnuj
We have acquired @dharma_punx ‘s kitty. The cute factor is just too much. http://yfrog.com/7fft2wxj
. @mozgirlsara keeps asking if she can adopt Sputnik. She doesn’t understand that the cat already has a home here. http://yfrog.com/70ogij
Official Ben Franklin Holiday: Ben said in honor of Olde Chinese Food Day there shall be no Franklin facts. Merry moldy mooshu to all!
I’m going to get a grant to sit on a corner near union square in a giant squirrel costume eating hot nuts.
Heading back to campus. Third time in 2 days. I hate grad school. And midterms. And English. From now on I’m only speaking squirrel. Squeak.
The world seems insufficient today.
I can not get my ph.d in english. These people are so boring they could suck the fun out of an orgy.
No really, I’d rather get anally penetrated by a gang of angry labradoodles than sit through another meeting with English majors.
I need: a job and a bicycle. If anyone in nyc can help with either of these things - tweet me.
What is the official MTA policy on me punching people in the nuts who rap along with their iPods in the subway?
RT @cozbaldwin: Girl in Brooklyn (E. Wilmsbrg) who desperately needs a roommate. Immediately! Contact @cozbaldwin or http://bit.ly/3js1MW
Listening to Nessun Dorma on Pandora and studying. It’s been so long I can’t remember what he is singing, but my heart is still breaking.
sixbucks:
Flight Of The Conchords: Bowie Song
New mantra: today is not going to suck. Today is not going to suck.
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RT @sween: If at first you don’t succeed, try try again. If you *still* don’t succeed, there’s always grad school.
Of all the advice people gave me about moving to new york and not a single person thought to mention it rains 3 days a week? Awesome.
There is something Poe-like about listening to your neighbors shoveling in their backyard for over an hour on a cool, late October night.
Now on to a brie and tomato sandwich and this week’s castle (best inside joke opening ever). Then to bed to finish last Millennium book.
In light of a certain internet sensation the non-profit organization “Fill the Cup” should consider a name change.
Did four assignments, straightened rooms, bought bread and soda, researched final paper, and in general kicked ass. fuck yeah me.
Why the only day I have free to do online research does my Internet decide to sucketh so hard that it takes a minute to load google?
Plasticy wallet thing has been found! I should have guessed it was in my freshly laundered sheets. Because, you know, I’m a moron.
Hmmm… the alarm still won’t go off for another hour. I think it’s fair to read stuff that’s fun instead of do homework.
This is like the 8th time this year. Soon I’m going to give up on wallets and pay for things in chickens. It’s hard to loose chickens.
Must clean apartment tomorrow to confirm that I actually lost the entire contents of my wallet, not merely misplaced them in a daze.
To clarify further: while it is difficult to loose a chain wallet, the plastic bit that holds all your cards and IDs is very easy to loose.
Against my better judgemment I am alive and well. Off to class to learn how to doodle Jonathan Swift’s name in the margins of my notebook.
Just watched sun set over the island from a rooftop deck in Williamsburg. Now about to have polish dinner in greenpoint. Perfect Sunday.
Establishing stock photo shot. Charles and tricia around town. http://yfrog.com/bar5fj
Pretty sure the guy and I will bring back early 60’s decadence with whiskey and fancy clothes.
My guy is sleeping peacefully beside me and I’m the happiest girl in the world. (And totally lame and gross I know).
Franklin Fact Friday: Ben was the first to use the term Frank & Beans when asking heads of French court if they wanted to see his genitalia.
Dear Macbook, why do you hate Hulu? Why do you especially hate Glee? Why can’t I watch 44 min of tv without you yelling at me in Japanese?
There is something amazing and autumnal about today. The world smells like burning leaves and love in sweaters.
At least 4 similar listings point you to the same office. I want to investigate but would not be welcome I’m sure. http://yfrog.com/5ewlbj
Right to Life orginization has office space in same building as my planned parenthood. They’ve altered the directory to confuse dumb girls.
As if they left the bar at 2am and then had to go back to broomall. Seriously. It a drunken hour of transit to get home. I hope I adjust.
I an so obviously not the only drunk person on this train tonight. The trek home is so surreal I can only explain it to my Philly friends…
Damn. Tweeting is hard while keeping the creepy guy from sleeping on my shoulder. Please excuse grammatical issues.
Still at bar. Blame stripper and my affinity for draft beer. I’m starting to think it’ll be a car service kind of night.
At bar in crown heights connecting with some others in my grad program. It’s actually highly entertaining.
Need new people to follow that amuse me. Not follow in real life - after that restraining order I only follow online.