January 2009
159 posts
I won’t claim it is true for every woman, but it is true for me. You could make a bomb out of the crap in my purse on Saturday nights.
So, let me 'splain. No, there's too much. Let me... →
Another long week. Where did I leave things off? Ah yes, the funeral. Well it wasn’t good. I wish I could have had a secret spy cam and taken pictures to show you the sort of characters I went to…
Did not get into British Columbia.
the next doctor who speaks to me (that I don’t want to sleep with) will be ritualistically sacrificed and disemboweled as a warning.
noticed half way through call with patient that I was speaking with a canadian accent.
There is a baby crying in the waiting room. Does anyone have A1 in their purse?
2) “Early settlers were terrified of tomatos”
1) “The business of America is business”
Things I’ve learned in class today:
FUCK YEAH TTC--"THERE'S PROBABLY NO GOD" ADS TO GO... →
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Next up: Halifax.
Idiots are always louder
I work in a doctors’ office (so you have the setting). At about 7:15 am, I notice this old lady who is hobbeling around on a cane. She is itching for a fight, I can tell because she shouts and sighs at the least little provocation. Fine. You know, some people get meaner as they get older. Not my problem. Then I overhear this while walking by:
Old Bat Lady: You know if a democrats tells you...
Haven’t slept through the night all week. Even after beer. WTF? So tired.
1) I <3 Richard. 2) In my next when I want to be an Other.
Sexy Snape Video →
do men contemplate their sexuality?
jaimeleighfairbrother:
electricpencils:
jaimeleighfairbrother:
Do they spend time thinking about the ramifications of their choices in regard to sex? Do they think about their number of partners and what that number might mean? I’m genuinely curious.
Sure. Why wouldn’t they?
I wouldn’t have guessed they do. In fact, originally I was going to post “lucky for men that they don’t spend time...
hands down greatest complaint letter, ever http://tinyurl.com/amk7tx (make sure you flip through the pictures when instructed)
“Seal brains … I would consider one of the delicacies and luxuries of the...”
– Seal brain, penguin breasts off Antarctic menus | Oddly Enough | Reuters
Chris Cornell - Can’t Change Me - French...
hey guys, napstr is me. sorry about that !
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Thanks!
acautionarytale:
The Graveyard Book won the Newbery Medal. This makes me happy.
Seriously.
“All around me darkness gathers,
fading is the sun that shone.
We must speak of...”
– Neil Gaiman, Sandman: The Kindly Ones (via laserlemon) (via threeseptembersandajanuary)
Woke up every hour for the six I got to sleep. Here it goes again.
iamcup:
I absolutely hate the smell of subway
That terrible mixture of old chinese food and bum urine that just gets stuck in your nostrils.
Explanations →
Last entry said that I was starting back on meds. It’s true and I have.
I was feeling after 9 months of coping without meds that I needed help slowing down the cycles and focusing my brain. I…