November 2008
34 posts
Airport Security Should Always Be Southern
TSA Raleigh Airport: (Looking at my license) You died your hair back.
Me: (registering she is talking about since when picture was taken) Yeah, my friends said it looked better more natural.
TSA: (slowly) It's nice . . .
(awkward pause)
TSA: this was more punk-rock (gesturing with license)
Me: Yeah, you know I was a lot younger.
TSA: You don't have to tell me.
Ever since Choke, I worry when they call an odd name over the PA at an airport. Magadeel Wilcox please proceed to a phone for your message.
Hope everyone survived their family. Judging by the pile of empty bottles here, I might be coming home without my liver.
Alive and well in NC, having more fun than I’ve had in a while. @angesterdam how many carpets have you ruined in the name of family duty?
Wait, I can’t bring a wrapped gift through security, but this asshole can bring his tiny dog? I swear I can cram c4 down its throat.
Neil Young with Wilco & Everest @ Wachovia Center — 12/12/08. damn hippies.
On train to airport. With 9 million other travelers. Now concerned I didn’t leave enough time.
“If the New York Post’s Page Six report is true, Coulter broke her jaw and...”
– There is a God, and she likes me.
http://tinyurl.com/6n63to Next I want a study of of people who think a flying spaghetti monster is more realistic than a zombie messiah.
“He has blamed what he calls the misguided fight against global warming for...”
– A Fiery Czech Is Poised to Be the Face of Europe - Biography - NYTimes.com
Everyone keep a close eye on the news today to see I end up standing on top of city hall with a cocktail napkin for a parachute.
Buster is now on the show Chuck and It. Is. Fabulous.
I resent my friends for their lack of dedication to tweeting or tumbling or anything to fucking entertain me today. (insert pouty face).
If u don’t like things that taste bitter you can’t call yourself a coffee drinker or say you need caffeine. & I can punch you in the face.
morning joe
Woman I work with: The coffee machine at the wawa isn't working right.
Me: machine . . ?
Woman: So my double caffeine Mocha Alert isn't coming out right. It's coming out goopy...
Me: and way too sugary?
Woman: yeah it's just gross.
Me: You know you could try cutting it with real coffee.
Woman: Well I cut it with hot water.
Me: Let me guess, because real coffee tastes bad?
Woman: yeah. I need my double caffeine Mocha Alert though.
need to smile? check out @sonichitch on halloween http://tinyurl.com/2x3du5
DAMN. everyone follow @davidkaneda ‘s link to the picture… showoff.
Why do you all hate me?? Did God tell you to? I can’t believe that jerk …
i have officially registered and paid for the last of my undergrad classes. Never again! woot!
new anti-viral kleenex are exactly like blowing your nose with certs breath mints in every way imaginable.
I’m 4 classes shy of graduation, and sju in their infinite wisdom just froze acct for something missing from application here 2yrs ago.
2nd best quote read today: “I’m curious… is Faglord a birthright? Or is that a position to which you must be elected?” - random LJ user
2 Apps, 1 Rejection, and a Likely Pirate →
I’ve been very (not really) productive today.
I’ve finished applications for Univ. of Mississippi and UNCW, meaning I am 50% done all grad school apps. I sent a reminder to the one person who…
Dispatches from Bed →
Ugh. So I’ve been meaning to spend my sick day blogging, but I just didn’t have any energy until a few seconds ago. I’ve got some southern apples cooking in the microwave and will probably head to…
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