Surviving Myself
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94
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205
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135
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124
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113
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99
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163
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159
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To clarify, if you are in NYC we can meet in person. Otherwise, if the grammar issue allows...
Mar 18th
Any one out there need tutoring on a particular grammar issue? I’m offering free tutoring for...
Mar 18th
Horrible. This is probably the most pulpy, overwrought,...
— Nicholas Sparks, on Blood...
Mar 16th
The novel Blood Meridian (1985) establishes Cormac McCarthy...
— Skybarn reminds us, here, of...
Mar 16th
Paper is basically done, though I might retype it from scratch to guarantee that it is coherent and...
Mar 16th
I just need 400 words to complete this paper (which is really just one extremely complex thought)...
Mar 16th
This paper smells like week old sushi, which is an insensitive metaphor since I’m sure The...
Mar 16th
Between the cold medicine and the red bull, I feel like I’m writing this midterm on a meth...
Mar 15th
This night ends, not with a bang but with two capsules of NyQuil and the hopes of a dreamless tweet...
Mar 15th
Evidence you are on the computer too much and smoke too much = you can type with one hand without...
Mar 15th
Best thing about this cold: I can’t tell how bad my chicken wing work-shirt smells.
Mar 14th
God I wish I had one of those shower tablets that releases eucalyptus scented chemicals so I could...
Mar 14th
Told a kid today at work that if he touched my food again I was going to rip out all of his teeth...
Mar 14th
Eyeliner I wore for work last night has migrated so far down my face, I now look like The Crow.
Mar 13th
Caffiene and hair metal are poor substitutions for sunshine and happiness, but substitutions they...
Mar 13th
I hate that spell check doesn’t recognize words that don’t exist, but obviously will one...
Mar 12th
Let’s kick this pig.
Mar 10th
Sipping slowly on my last red bull waiting for a new case of it to be delivered at noon. Caffeine...
Mar 10th
my notes from class last night = why I don’t have a...
Mar 10th
amindy: GPO - Springtime - W: Found these little flowers...
Mar 10th
acautionarytale: erikamoen: ...
Mar 10th
amindy: ...
Mar 10th
Yoga, it turns out, is NOT just like riding a bicycle.
Mar 9th
Palin Crossed Border For Canadian Health Care
Mar 8th
They say elevating your feet above your head can reduce foot...
Mar 8th
Does anyone else get the generic alternative muzak stuck in their head from their crappy, dead-end...
Mar 8th
Minus 3 roommates and 4 cats, the house is so quiet that I’ve noticed a lot more random creepy...
Mar 8th
(via brooklynmutt)
Mar 8th
I will pay someone money to give me mono so I can sleep for the next month.
Mar 7th
Today has improved slightly since I received a note from @mozgirlsara and _shoes_ in the mail. I...
Mar 6th
Hate today.
Mar 6th
Laundromat ruined two sets of sheets with what looks like red wine. I’m most pissed that no...
Mar 6th
Attempting to sync Beto on two computers. 1st attempt failed and resulted in wine last night. Today...
Mar 5th
It is astonishing the lengths I will go to to avoid putting on pants on my day off.
Mar 5th
And before anyone tries to imply that it is my physical fitness that is in question, I’d like...
Mar 5th
Desperately need a new corkscrew. I’m pretty sure I just pulled a muscle trying to open that...
Mar 5th
“Out of the mist stepped The Spectre holding his vegetable obliterator.” - The sentence...
Mar 4th
I love wednesdays: I’m in an old, ripped, pair of @davidkaneda’s jeans, a thermal, and a...
Mar 3rd
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Mar 3rd
the only sure fire cure i know for insomnia is whiskey, and it is way to late to get out of bed and...
Mar 3rd
brain dead. dead brain. eat brains. rar.
Mar 3rd
RT @CBLDF: Summary of Handley Reactions is up at www.cbldf.org
Mar 3rd
Note mostly to self:
delgrosso: First drafts are supposed to suck.
Mar 2nd
giving Bento 3 a try as a way of organizing school, the TA thing, actual work, my writing, and...
Mar 1st
RT @joe_hill: When there’s no more room in Hell, there’s always Pittsburgh.
Mar 1st
wanted another hour of sleep, but ex-roommate has decided it’s shop vac time. oh well. red...
Mar 1st
You know sometimes when you can’t sleep next to the person you love, you opt to sleep on the...
Mar 1st